i know this is the epitome of queerness but i love my aprons. if you ever come over to my house, i'll probably have one on. they are the world's greatest invention. i keep just about everything i need in the pockets (they have to have pockets or else what good are they?) it's like a wearable purse... really. my phone, some chapstick, rubber bands and hair clips, a few dog treats, once in awhile a golf ball or two. right there at my fingertips...so perfect. the other great thing about aprons is the ability to just wipe your hands on them, a little dirt, some soapy water, a bit of dog slobber... it doesn't matter. and as a bonus you never have to hold your stomach in.
nice.
i can't tell you the happiness it brings me.
when my friend, charlie likes something he says with this big grin, "saweet!"
and that's exactly how i feel about my aprons. so if you're ever wondering what to give me as a gift you're never going to go wrong with an apron, i'm telling you... it'd be golden. because seriously, honestly, when you're wearing your apron you're telling the world, "hey i'm getting something done around here...don't mess with me i'm busy! all business, no nonsense... yep, that's me.
i love this apron, it has my name on it which works out really well for the friends who forget names after a few drinks...
and these are a few of my favorites...
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